Warm enough to replace the blanket. Silly enough to get noticed.
Real reactions, oversized fleece and the kind of face that makes someone reach for their phone.
Heavyweight fleece for warmth, a roomy cut for layering and a monster face that takes lounging far too seriously.
Every part of The Bigslumpy is there for one very serious purpose: making staying in feel like the better plan.
Deep-pile fleece gives The Bigslumpy real weight in the hand. It is the sort of difference you notice before you put it on — then notice again when the heating stays off and you are still warm.
The room is built into the cut. Take the size you normally are rather than automatically sizing up. We publish the actual centimetres and a height range because guessing is boring.
The heating is off because heating costs money. The blanket is on the sofa but it cannot follow you to the kitchen. You are wearing whatever was cheap enough to buy and nobody is quite warm.
The Bigslumpy changes the last part. Pull on heavyweight fleece, settle into the oversized cut and get on with your evening. No special occasion required.
The roominess is deliberate, so The Bigslumpy goes straight over pyjamas or whatever you already have on. It is made for sofa time, snack runs, cold mornings and answering the door without changing clothes.
And yes, the face is part of the point. It is silly on purpose — the kind of thing someone notices, laughs at and then asks where you got it.
There is nothing to learn. Pull it on, zip up, put the hood up and enjoy the warmth. The heavyweight fleece does the cosy part while the oversized shape does the lounging part.
Machine washable at thirty, easy to live in and designed to earn more wear than a novelty costume ever should.
For the friend who lives under a blanket. The partner who is always cold. The person who says they do not need anything and then steals your comfiest clothes.
The Bigslumpy is useful, ridiculous and memorable — which is a better combination than another gift that gets put in a drawer.
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